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The Cookie Exchange Berta's Table - Intermission and Recipes

  The Cookie Exchange Berta's Table - Intermission and Recipes Berta’s kitchen had never been small, but tonight it shrank to the size of a heartbeat—then expanded again, folding in the impossible like a grandmother’s apron has room for every stray button and broken dream. The table groaned under platters no mortal stomach could finish. Cinnamon and cardamom hung so thick in the air you could chew it. Every burner on the old stove blazed, every kettle sang, and the window above the sink had long since surrendered to steam. Outside, the December snow fell in soft benedictions, blanketing the land like a quilt stitched from forgotten prayers. They called themselves the Holes of Thy Donkey’s Cheeks Army, a name bestowed in 1987 after Brother Jerome misread a Latin hymn while half-drunk on dandelion wine and declared the line “in foraminibus petrae” actually meant “in the holes of thy donkey’s cheeks”-kinda. It stuck. Saints forgive; grandmothers never forget. And tonight, the army ...

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